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Dear Outlier,

I'd like your advice on a problem I'm about to have. My boyfriend is coming home to meet my parents for the first time. I know there are going to be some problems - for one, I'm Korean, and he's not, and my parents always wanted me to be with a nice Korean boy. Knowing that's going to be a problem, I'm trying to minimize any other issues that could cause trouble, and the one I'm most worried about is food. My boyfriend is a very picky eater, and he's not exactly adventurous. I've only gotten him to try Korean food once, and he was only willing to try it because it was basically barbecued beef; anything involving vegetables or - heaven forbid! - tofu, and he'll refuse it. He's also really picky about sauces and seasonings; he won't even eat a hamburger if it's touched mayonnaise or mustard.

My mom, as you can guess, is pretty into her cooking. She's a great cook, and I love her food, but she mostly cooks Korean food. And she's going to be cooking for us when we're there, because we're staying with them. (Staying elsewhere is not an option!) I have seen her get offended when people don't eat her food, and while I've tried to prepare her for my boyfriend's pickiness, she tends to think that her food could convince him to change his mind. (Personally, I kind of agree, because he needs to try more new things, but I don't think that the tense situation at my parents' house is going to be the place for that to start happening.) He's pretty stubborn when it comes to what he eats, and while my mom's willing to modify the menu somewhat to suit him, she's kind of stubborn about it too.

So, how do I deal with this? I'm imagining horrible, passive-aggressive scenes at the dining room table, and it's making my stomach turn so much I might not be able to eat anything either! Help!

Love My Boyfriend - And My Kimchi

Dear Kimchi,

If things don't work out with your boyfriend, can I come to your parents' house? [Me too, please? please? - Miriam] Mmmmmmm . . . kimchi. In all seriousness, preparation is key here. Let your mom know that your boyfriend is not a kimchiphile (you can exaggerate and say that sauces often make him sick, even if they're good), and ask her if she would mind making one dish that you know would be okay with him, like bbq beef or one non-Korean dish. (Better yet, offer to help her with this.) That way, he can ooh and aah about her cooking and do his best to try a few non-saucy Korean things, and push the others around on his plate. You could also bring a dish yourself if you think your mother won't compromise on the menu. You might suggest to the BF that he promise to try one new thing each time. Maybe you can offer to try something new in return. Good luck.




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